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January 2004
Happy New Year and
an issue per week this month
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2 January 2004
Happy New Year to all
our readers and members of The Torch! This issue
includes stories on an old burglar who ripped off his
own home by accident, why the US feds want you not to
eat Bats, an investigative report on how your spouse
could be an alien and fat people are being warned about
flying.
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9 January 2004
Is Britney
Spears a musical genius? New hot sport for
fat yanks, Secretary of defense wants to
reintroduce the draft and incredible
inventions the Government is hiding from us
all.
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16 January 2004
With the
success of the new Mars Lander - The Spirit,
we report on how Aliens have given the face
a complete overhaul, we also report why you
should always feed your dog, why Aliens are
really coming to Earth and how the human
race needs to shrink to survive the future.
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23 January 2004
In
this issue, Part IV of the continuing saga of 'who is
the smuggler'.
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30 January 2004
Homeland
Security Alert about terrorists dressing up
as Garden gnomes, a new law that will make
ugly people wear masks, dentists not helping
vampires, and more . . . .
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February 2004
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6 February 2004
Great Whites on Land
hunting people, ethnic food making a gal speak in
foreign languages, the Superbowl fiasco and a Fannie Bay
Hotel Pictorial.
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13 February 2004
Includes
how the US Government is going to give all
their citizens helmets to protect them from
Meteorites, how Bush is getting ready for
with China and amazing photos of skulls
found on Mars by one of the rovers!
Happy Valentines
Day 2004
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20 February 2004
Politicians are eager
to please Kylie Minogue followers so they will vote for
them, and a new extreme sport is sweeping the world.
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27 February 2004
See the latest Extreme
sport to hit the slopes, why aliens have headaches, a
new do it yourself stomach staple kit and does touching
Janet's boob have healing powers?
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28 February 2004
Weekend Edition
World Domination,
Drunk UFO Pilots, Flu Vaccines that make you buy and a
new sport.
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March 2004
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5 March 2004
Gold Rush on the Moon,
Mona's moustache, are your kids plotting to kill you?
Marijuana cancer cure? and an Alien Abduction special
feature.
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6 March 2004
Weekend Edition
Alien Special Edition
from the USA
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12 March 2004
Mars 2025 Crew Mission
Selected, and lots of Alien languages reported on.
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13 March 2004
A time traveler gets
arrested for insider trading and UFO's in ancient
Egypt?
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19 March 2004
Land rush hits the
Moon.
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20 March 2004
Aliens in Egypt?
See amazing pictures in a tomb.
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26 March 2004
Giant Worms on Mars? A
Sphinx? A Pyramid? More on the Face of Mars, The leader
of North Korea wants Star Wars movies, Saddam's love
letters, trouble at a polo club and news on the smuggler
story part 5.
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May 2004
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7 May 2004
Taxi Driver Dies and
Passenger end up driving the cab!
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14 May 2004
Extreme Falling takes
off in Germany! It's the latest extreme sport.
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21 May 2004
Used Iraqi Weapons for
sale by The Mob Around The Bend, including tanks, APC's
and even planes! A new SOS Extreme Vacation now on
offer, and Adventure Still Has a Name!
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28 May 2004
A close look at the
new SOS Extreme Vacation on offer, Are the experts right
when they say an ice age is coming to Africa? NASA wants
to clone a shuttle crew and the naked fat man from
friends found!
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June 2004
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4 June 2004
The Action Man
interview, Time Travel Fund, Artist-X's birthday and
part 2 of the SOS extreme vacation story.
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11 June 2004
Guppy's are the latest
hot topic, a vagina painting sold for over $1M this week
and we look at two new magazines out for men.
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18 June 2004
Bush monkeys around
and Yoda endorses pot!
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25 June 2004
Computer Critic
Slammed!!!! Long term DHS teacher Terry Stone dies!!!!
and the new thrill seekers watch avalanches near at
close range!!!!
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July 2004
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2 July 2004
World Underwater
Harbour Crossing Attempt Anniversary.
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9 July 2004
Pekka's Summer Tour is
on in 2005, Marlon Brando dies at 80, Doctors now say
two drinks at the same time is better than smoking, The
new farmer of the Year, and Dory comments on Guppies.
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16 July 2004
50% of Hookers are
Aliens, and Happy Birthday to Debby Shaw. |
23 July 2004
A new "Boy Band" hits
town and the girls are going wild and the start of
Australian Pop Idol, and it's bad. |
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30 July 2004
Aliens selling hi-tech
weapons to Al Qaeda!!!!
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September 2004
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3 September 2004
Paris Hilton for
President of the United States, New Laker Team member, a
new toy that is causing a stir in the US, Russian
roulette on a rollercoaster and Ian's new temp agency!
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10 September 2004
Drug Scandal in the
Great Brisbane Duck Race, How to tell if your prostitute
is an alien, Fly the un-friendly skies, a guy with an
image of Jesus on his Penis, and a suggestion on what to
do with the homeless.
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17 September 2004
The Pope's dirty
little secret and what cows are being used in Holland
for.
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24 September 2004
PTA group was a
terrorist cell, and
watch out for suicide camels.
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October 2004
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1 October 2004
Indonesians illegally
entering Australia via a giant slingshot and the Chinese
demand that the Olympic committee make laundry a sport
in the 2008 games in China.
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8 October 2004
Porn 101, and more
outrageous college courses parents MUST know about
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15 October 2004
Muslim dogs now must
wear Burqas!
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22 October 2004
Bedroom Secret
revealed of Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
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29 October 2004
Coup attempt in Oz,
boost your grades at school with sex and a prostitute
wins the lottery and gives sex away for free!
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December 2004
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3 December 2004
Playboy Mansion Party Scandal - exclusive
photos showing beautiful woman going wild!
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10 December 2004
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People die of boredom watching J.Lo's DVD! Palace shock
as the King leaves! Shocking car bomb assasination
attempt on Mob Around The Bend founder!
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17 December 2004
Special Royal Issue
Palace King leaves as it is end of an era!
Check out the pictures and read some of the stories of
the King.
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24 December 2004
World's Priciest Hooker Charges $1 Million a Night.
Merry Christmas!
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31 December 2004
Happy New Year 2005!
Best Cover for 2004 voted by you the readers.
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