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March 2003
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March
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March 2003
"Our very 1st Issue"
The 'Son of Stretch National Instigator' is launched!
In this issue, we
scoop the world in an exclusive story of the Roswell
alien autopsy
and in the secret report, and as the photo shows, he was
hung like a horse! Even his
kinky fetishes are revealed.
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April
2003
An increase of one issue bring the
total this month to two bi-weekly's were published
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1 April 2003 |
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May
2003 May
saw us publish more issues and ended up with 9 issues
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1 May 2003
We ask the
question : Is Ronald McDonald a Al Qaeda
fundraiser and the real Mastermind of this
organisation? |
8 May 2003
Human Clones
really do exist, we find hundreds of them! |
14 May 2003
News on the
fabled Peroxide Munching Maggot (PMM). |
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15 May 2003
The story of
2003 - Who is the Smuggler?
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17 May 2003
After stumbling
across one of the biggest scoops and stories
for many years, this issue is mainly
dedicated to Part II of The Smuggler story
and it's link to Barbie
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21 May 2003
The former
Iraq Information Minister who is known as
Baghdad Bob, has the UN backing to run for
US President in November 2004 |
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23 May 2003
Part III
of Who is the Smuggler story and a link to a
bird and the MATB via a cell phone number!
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26 May 2003
Is this a
real cure for Prostrate cancer or just a
voodoo type cure which doesn't work?
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30 May 2003
Sherlock
has vanished! Where is he? What has happened
to him? We ask these compelling questions. |
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June
2003 In
June we increased production and we ended up publishing
12 issues for the month
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2 June 2003
Sherlock
found dead in South America
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6 June 2003
Artist-X's
birthday, and Santa caught on holiday in
Vegas without Mrs. Claus!
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9 June 2003
The Year
10,000 is coming and have you planned to fix
the computer date problems? |
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10 June 2003
An a
exclusive photo and story of favours in the
Australian Government. |
11 June 2003
Is your
pineal gland being targeted by wearing a
baseball cap? |
12 June 2003
World
Frisbee Croc Championships |
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13 June 2003
A break
through in the Ladder Theory
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16 June 2003
Is
God is
Asleep? Is this the proof we have uncovered?
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17 June 2003
Can
growing Cannabis help fight Terrorism? |
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18 June 2003
The Wife
Agency Assurance Company |
19 June 2003
Another
exclusive scoop when we report on how your
Government has mice that spy for them |
20 June 2003
Marriage
and the Ladder Theory come together
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July
2003
Only 3 issues for the month of July mainly due to the
death of the Editor
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11 July 2003
The
Smuggler's trial leads to local Darwin
resident ! |
18 July 2003
Cat Signs!
Are we being warned of an impending
disaster?
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21 July 2003
North
Korea shows off it's new missile and we have
photo's of the test. |
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August
2003 A
single issue was published for the month of August, with
the continuing problem of the Editors death
which put doubt with the owners of carrying on with the
Newspaper.
1 August 2003
Wild photos showing
Angels protecting our R.A.A.F.
boys in battle. Are they protecting them from the
heathen enemies
of the West and Australia?
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September 2003
paper shutdown this month while
owners decide fate of it
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October 2003
The owners, Hyock
Productions, decide to pull the Newspaper back from the
brink of
extension and have it only published once a week on each
Friday.
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10 October 2003
One the
World's Supermodels is looking for love! Are
you man enough for her is what we ask in
this issue. |
17 October 2003
The latest
rage is a mustache that Hitler used to wear.
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24 October 2003
The Loch Ness
Baby Monster is finally caught, but Mummy is
mad as hell! |
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November 2003
With the surprise return
of Sherlock, and the total reorganization of the paper
only a single issue was published and the partner ship
with The Torch begins.
11 November 2003
Michael Jackson gets
Buff after seeing the Hulk movie
and his friends and family are really worried.
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December 2003
The first regular weekly
issues are off the press this month
and Merry Christmas!
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4 December 2003
Syria warns the US to
send more BBQ sauce or else risk hostilities.
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12 December 2003
We find
Bin Laden in Alaska, report on Brain
Transplants, talk to a new union that has
gone national for Idiots and warn of a bogus
dictionary being used by tourists.
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19 December 2003
An exclusive story
told by Saddam's gay lover, Noah's Ark found in North
Korea, a new college opens for Morons and an attempt to
ban meat eaters from the US Oval office.
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26 December 2003
Wow, are
the US chickens getting bigger? Belgium is
destroyed by an asteroid, an idiot burglar
breaks into a glue factory and gets stuck,
we report on a serial comic book killer and
more from Iraq on how Saddam used live
Humans for a Chess game.
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