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Cows Sick of People Touching Their Tits! The cows have had enough according to a spokescow for them. What they are complaining about is people touching their tits which has been going on now for hundreds of years and they want it stopped. T he spokescow said to SOSGI "we are just plain sick of it. I am sure human women would hate it if people just groped their tits every day, and even worse if they did it to take milk from them, and we want it stopped now otherwise we will take action"! SOSGI asked the spokescow what action could be taken and the answer was plain and simple. "If people all over the world can justify terrorism to change the course of peoples behavior, then we will start a formulated plan of terrorism across the globe until it is stopped. Don't think this is an idle threat as we have formed all over the world the 'bardercowoth gang' with members that include not only dairy cows, but also beef cows and even some pigs have joined the group. We will give humans only 2 months to stop and find alternative milk supplies otherwise we will start our acts or terrorism." SOSGI has even found out that this newly formed group is linked to Al Qaeda throughout the world and if true could be a blow to the 'war on terrorism'. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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